Check Please

When did I become a waitress? It seems like lately, all I hear is:

“Moooom, I want some milk”

“Moooom, can I have my favorite pasta?”

“Moooom, can I have hot fresh oatmeal for breakfast?

“Oops, moooom. I spilled.”

Lately, my life seems to be revolving around food and the kitchen, but not in a good way.

I’m always packing a snack/lunch, going grocery shopping, steaming/cooking baby food, washing dishes, wiping off tables and placemats, making bake sale/potluck contributions, and picking Cheerios up off the floor. 

Now, I know why they laundry never gets done.

6 Comments on “Check Please”

  1. bensmommy May 5, 2009 at 10:26 AM #

    Don’t forget you alwasy have to have service with a smile.

  2. jennster May 5, 2009 at 3:29 PM #

    of course you’re a fucking waitress.. and a maid.. and a chauffeure (however you spell that stupid word).. and everything else you never knew being a mom would make you.
    thank god you’re still hot. lol

  3. headhotmama May 5, 2009 at 10:14 PM #

    ROFL….and a 24 hour playdate…
    You are so funny. Everyone go to Jennster’s blog.

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