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Dropping Buckets on Jimmy Kimmel

YouTube has discovered more stars than American Idol. One of my faves is 2 year old basketball shooting sensation Titus. Titus does upside down shots laying on a trampoline w/a pacifier in his mouth, around the corner buckets, and 7 footers. At the rate he’s going, he’ll give Mark Price and Rick Barry a run […]

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The Boys Love Thriller!

When Mo was 3, he became obsessed with a music video. While most toddlers were crooning to the Doodlebops, Wiggles, and Disney Playhouse, Mo was captivated by Michael Jackson’s Thriller. This was very strange to me. He grew to love the Thriller video so much that he dressed as the Thriller video werewolf for Halloween. […]

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Old Fashion Fun

In a technology crazed society, I take delight in watching Bronson have simple, old fashion fun. My handyman left a few extra boards one day, and I decided to create a ramp for B’s plethora of cars. Who needs Disneyland when you’ve got wood????? For added delight, I filled a tupperware bowl with dish soap, […]

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I Hate Stuffed Animals

I really hate stuffed animals. It is useless junk that simply takes up space and harbors allergens and germs. If your child ever received a stuffed animal as a gift from me, I am 100% sure it was a re-gifter. I get rid of teddy bears, Mickey’s, and doggies faster than a box of Samoas. […]

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A Mother’s Love

So….. it’s Valentines Day. And as I was playing with Mo and B I felt some nostalgia and was inspired to write a rap poem. I’m no Emily Dickenson. It’s more along the lines of the haiku I wrote about a tree in 10th grade. But sometimes love has a way of finding the words… […]

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Teacher Slaps Student

What is going on at Los Angeles schools?! Students shooting students, janitors shooting principals, and police officers shooting themselves….Wow. None of this was going on when I was in high school. The latest development is a teacher slapping a female student. Now, many people are up in arms about this. NOT ME. I can think […]

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Toddler Talk

I love how kids have their own way of saying words while their vocabulary is starting to develop. Bronson has a language that only a few of us understand. strawberry= straw shoo shoo water= wah wer train= john john peach= piatch I want to watch Yo Gabba Gabba= a yo $%#&^**$% However, my all time […]

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Coffee Shop Fun

As a stay at home mom, I am constantly trying to find ways to amuse myself. Being around a 2 year old and 6 year old daily can make you crave adult interaction. Sure, being on facebook helps, texting friends, and of course writing. But when I’m out and about with the boys, sometimes I […]

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Daylight Savings Time

Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are holidays for parents. Daylight Saving’s Time (fall back) is a holiday for people without kids. In the good ole single days “falling back” was a welcome change. An extra hour to party and sleep in. If you have children, it is prolly a nightmare. How do you explain the […]

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Endorsement Deal

Bronson loves sitting in weird places. He takes his trucks and food to these little private places and enjoys quiet time by himself. I see a major mancave in his future. Here he is in his most recent spot of Zen: I think Apple Jacks and/or Puffy/Diddy/Sean Combs needs to call me (Momager) to arrange […]

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